Eliza Dooley in 1x01 Pilot↳ I spent all my life laughing at stupid idiots on the internet. Now the stupid idiot is me. 
Eliza Dooley in 1x01 Pilot
↳ I spent all my life laughing at stupid idiots on the internet. Now the stupid idiot is me. 

mrcasanovak:

"I was praying that the whole company had forgotten about my epic fail. Or at the very least, was willing to make like Elsa and ‘let it go.’"

I’m Eliza, I work in sales, and it recently came to my attention that I have poor instincts, a weak stomach, no real friends and— Loose sexual morals? Have we met?

Look, I’m not trying to tug at your heart strings or whatever, but I threw up really… hard. Like, my abs still hurt from throwing up that hard. And I don’t know if either of you have ever thrown up that hard — #TheStruggle — but it really makes you think.

I’m Eliza, I work in sales, and it recently came to my attention that I have poor instincts, a weak stomach, no real friends […]

Karen Gillan as Eliza Dooley in the pilot episode of ABC’s Selfie

As Wren cleaned out the litter box of my cat who died six months ago and Eyelet dumped my old lo mein into the trash, I had to wonder… is this what friends do for each other?

wistfully:

Selfie 1.01

I’m giving you an assignment. Sam Saperstein’s daughter is getting married. I’d like you to attend the event with me. I think it’ll be a chance to show the higher-ups a side of yourself other than the bad one.